Names are funny things. There’re personal. About as personal as you can get –publicly.
Some people don’t mind if you mispronounce their name. I used to be that way. I’d cringe but wouldn’t say anything. After all, it’s really not all that common – Colleen – or it wasn’t back then. Actually, my daughter recently tried to buy me one of those cute little personalized candles in the pretty little decorated flower pots from Hallmark. I ended up with one that says, in their pretty calligraphy, “They didn’t have your name”……
Anyway, back to Mr. Tibbs. At work I answered the phone with my usual chipper voice, “Hello! This is Colleen! How may I help you?”
Silence on the other end.
“How do you spell that?”
“C-o-l-l-e-e-n”
“Oh, so it’s COOlleen”
“No, actually it’s pronounced ‘Colleen – with a soft o”
“No. It’s COOlleen”
“What?”
“You’re pronouncing it wrong. Or spelling it wrong.”
“What??”
“It’s PRONOUNCED COOlleen.. …(…Like I was having trouble hearing him…)
“You know, I’ve been PRONOUNCING it this way for 57 years. I’m pretty sure I’m right about this one.”
“Whatever”
“And who am I speaking to?”
“Mark”
“Oh, hi MERK! How can I help you???”
….whatever….
Signed, CWASO - (Colleen With A Soft "O" )
2 comments:
Hi CWASO,
Did I ever tell you about the Sorority I belonged to? It was not affiliated with any college, just a group of ladies that did philanthropic projects, etc. There was a Cathy and a Kathy that were members. We had secret sisters and we had to come up with a secret name for ourselves. I came up with "KWAK" and signed all my correspondence with the head of a duck and "KWAK". No one ever guessed who "KWAK" was, can you? !!!!!
K-athy W-ith A K!!!!
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