THIS IS THE START OF THE ...TA TA TA DA.......
But like all good celebrations, we will start the season with a prayer:
My appetite is my Shepherd.
I will always want.
It maketh me sit down
and stuffeth myself.
It leadeth me in the path of Burger King for a Whopper.
It destroyeth my shape...
Yea, though I knoweth I gaineth,
I cannot stop eating. For the food tasteth so good.
Thy ice cream, thy cookies, they comfort me.
When the table is spread before me,
It exciteth me....
For I knoweth that I sooneth shall dig in...
As I fillith my plate continuously..
My clothes runeth tighter...
Surely buldges & pudgies shall follow me
All the days of my life -
Have a Happy Halloween - now go eat all the candy that's left over...you know you bought too much for that very reason!