Have you heard the commercials for "CARFAX"?

You know, they say "always ask for the CARFAX Vehicle History Report.... Don't buy a lemon!"

Weelllll....I think single women should have a MANFAX History Report available..their tag line could be..."Don't get a jerk!"

Wouldn't you want a report from his former "Date-ees" as to his, ah, over-all.. mileage?


How about his "Wear & Tear"...you know..if there's been any body work?


If his radiator is radiating? Is his transmission transmitting? If his sparks are sparking ..

and are his pistons....um......mmm......working?


How he handles the curves?

A rough-built off-road vehicle for enjoying the great outdoors..there's nothing this one can't handle....

What kind of gas?? Well, maybe not so much..

Does he use his brights when things get foggy? Or is he a little... dim...


I can see the report now...

"He is great when the road is smooth..but be careful when there's any bumps!"


or "He has stability and comfort but at the expense of high mileage.."


"He's the perfect family-van.... ah..family-man.."


"Smooth lines.." Oh, that may not be a plus..

"Has his odometer been set back.... (his 'reported' age??)"


"Convertible??"

Just watch out for the racy- fast-sporty-expensive ones - they're always compensating for some shortcoming...heehee


-me

ps- if Ozzy Osborne were a dog....