Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Beat the Blogger-Blues with the new and improved....


..Slump-Buster!

{Sister Kathleen of the Order of the SullivanSisters found this hat and said she thought of me..WTFlip?}

Now we have the technology (and the technicolor) to make these slump-busting-blogger hats available to the public!

But wait, for just the processing fee of $19.95, you can add these Funk-a-delik shades! They come with a complete instruction booklet on how to go from "Blue" to "Cool", from "Flobby to Funky" in one easy step! Okay..maybe a two-step for you..

Also included, the "vogue" CD track by Madonna, which will show you how to "vogue,vogue,vogue" in her words.


With the Slump-Buster hat, you can be a strong Irish-Viking warrior.. or a BigBaadButt on a Harley..


Possible Side Effects:

Some people experienced loud laughter, fits of hysteria, screams from babies and small children.

Must be used externally only.

May trigger unleashed aggression in some viewers.

Wearing the Slump-Buster hat in highly-humid climates, especially the shower, may cause "limp horn-dysfunction" otherwise known as "LHD"

If LHD lasts more than 4 hours, seek a drier climate and do not consult a physician ( he may refer you to a psychiatrist)

After all, you do want to be seen as horny- right??

Fishy-kisses to everyone!

-me ....and my alter-ego, Labhaoise {Irish for warrior maiden}-


Yeah..that's what I'm talkin' about!

17 comments:

Connie said...

You are a character !!! Very pretty lady but oh those costumes. You have a great sense of humor which helps, doesn't it ?Keep writing.........

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Laurie said...

YOU CRACK ME UP!!!!!!!! Thanks for the HUGE laugh as always!!

Neabear said...

Too funny! I love the bright colors of your crazy hat!

Pearl said...

I'm going to take your advice and seek a medical (mental?) doctor immediately. Please send me 5 for the holidays,and for going to the Mental Health doctor, and when I go to the store to grocery shop,(mean people anyway)where there are to many peoples! Please send Rush Delivery. I will pay $1,000 dollars for each hat? Halayoulah! finally I will be saved! And Happy and Mean, and grumpy!!!!

diane said...

You are a hoot! So good for those down in the dumps. I feel better tonight after going to dinner with daughter number 2, who is on a visit from Sydney, and sharing a bottle of wine with her so I don't need the silly hat. Glad it works for you.

Lori R. said...

Love the hat! You give it such personality! Some people start their day off with breakfast or exercise. I start my day with reading blogs and I have snorted more coffee out my nose reading yours(awkward compliment)... Love ya!

wendy said...

Well I got my laugh for the day! What a hat and great pictures to go with it!

Vee said...

What a complete and total nut you are and I mean that in the nicest of possible ways! ROFL!

MeiLani and Michael said...

MAN! I am moving to the WRONG cubicle! I want to move to the party cubicle with you... I want to be a warrior maiden too!

white o'morn cottage said...

You are a real red hatter! ...not to mention a warrior maiden! Well done...Pam

June said...

Today, you are my sunshine. Thank you!

Naturegirl said...

This was wonderful comic relief for me!! Tee hee...thank you for posting!smiling NG

Pen Pen said...

Too funny! Your sister is a hoot to have gotten that for you! By the way, you are doing great on your WW... your face is so skinny!!!

Lucy said...

No matter what kind of a picture you take, it's always a good one. You're very lucky.

Betty said...

Cute hat! And cute fish lips! I can just imagine what Kathy thought when she saw the hat...haha.

Julie said...

Oh, no you dit-ent!!!

Too, too funny, and love those kisses.