..Slump-Buster!
{Sister Kathleen of the Order of the SullivanSisters found this hat and said she thought of me..WTFlip?}
Now we have the technology (and the technicolor) to make these slump-busting-blogger hats available to the public!
But wait, for just the processing fee of $19.95, you can add these Funk-a-delik shades! They come with a complete instruction booklet on how to go from "Blue" to "Cool", from "Flobby to Funky" in one easy step! Okay..maybe a two-step for you..
Also included, the "vogue" CD track by Madonna, which will show you how to "vogue,vogue,vogue" in her words.
With the Slump-Buster hat, you can be a strong Irish-Viking warrior.. or a BigBaadButt on a Harley..
Possible Side Effects:
Some people experienced loud laughter, fits of hysteria, screams from babies and small children.
Must be used externally only.
May trigger unleashed aggression in some viewers.
Wearing the Slump-Buster hat in highly-humid climates, especially the shower, may cause "limp horn-dysfunction" otherwise known as "LHD"
If LHD lasts more than 4 hours, seek a drier climate and do not consult a physician ( he may refer you to a psychiatrist)
After all, you do want to be seen as horny- right??
Fishy-kisses to everyone!
-me ....and my alter-ego, Labhaoise {Irish for warrior maiden}-
Yeah..that's what I'm talkin' about!
17 comments:
You are a character !!! Very pretty lady but oh those costumes. You have a great sense of humor which helps, doesn't it ?Keep writing.........
YOU CRACK ME UP!!!!!!!! Thanks for the HUGE laugh as always!!
Too funny! I love the bright colors of your crazy hat!
I'm going to take your advice and seek a medical (mental?) doctor immediately. Please send me 5 for the holidays,and for going to the Mental Health doctor, and when I go to the store to grocery shop,(mean people anyway)where there are to many peoples! Please send Rush Delivery. I will pay $1,000 dollars for each hat? Halayoulah! finally I will be saved! And Happy and Mean, and grumpy!!!!
You are a hoot! So good for those down in the dumps. I feel better tonight after going to dinner with daughter number 2, who is on a visit from Sydney, and sharing a bottle of wine with her so I don't need the silly hat. Glad it works for you.
Love the hat! You give it such personality! Some people start their day off with breakfast or exercise. I start my day with reading blogs and I have snorted more coffee out my nose reading yours(awkward compliment)... Love ya!
Well I got my laugh for the day! What a hat and great pictures to go with it!
What a complete and total nut you are and I mean that in the nicest of possible ways! ROFL!
MAN! I am moving to the WRONG cubicle! I want to move to the party cubicle with you... I want to be a warrior maiden too!
You are a real red hatter! ...not to mention a warrior maiden! Well done...Pam
Today, you are my sunshine. Thank you!
This was wonderful comic relief for me!! Tee hee...thank you for posting!smiling NG
Too funny! Your sister is a hoot to have gotten that for you! By the way, you are doing great on your WW... your face is so skinny!!!
No matter what kind of a picture you take, it's always a good one. You're very lucky.
Cute hat! And cute fish lips! I can just imagine what Kathy thought when she saw the hat...haha.
Oh, no you dit-ent!!!
Too, too funny, and love those kisses.
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