Tuesday, June 2, 2009

And now a brief message from our sponsors...

Good Evening "Birds",



I am writing on behalf of my clients, the Honorable Mr. and the Exquisite Mrs. B of Main Street , USA, hereby and furthermore known as "The Wonderful People"


It seems they have on several occasions invited, made welcome and expected a visit from you, hereby known as "Much Anticipated Guests"


It has come to our attention and dismay that after pleading for your visit, "The Wonderful People" actually placed an adorable house-shaped container filled to the brim with many enticing sorts of seeds, things and...stuff.. that highly educated sales people said would be of your liking.


And at no time since the placement of said buffet have you made your presence known to "The Wonderful People"..

You, as the "Much Anticipated Guests" must know what distress you are causing to "The Wonderful People"..

Liquid refreshments, in the alluring shade similar to a fine Rose- ayye wine has been offered....


Last year, in approximately the same time frame, one Mamma-Sweetie-Bird took refuge in the eves of "The Wonderful People's" home, awaiting the birth of her adorable twins, George & Gracie...

..but you, the "Much Anticipated Guests" have nary a straw lifted to inhabit said eves..even after the careful extrication of the aforementioned Ms. Mamma-Sweetie-Bird's tiny but sturdily built habitat, a task that Mr. "Wonderful People" risked life & limb to retrieve..

The Wonderful People have offered their newly but remorsefully purchased fountain as your
private bird bath.

"The Wonderful People" have planted brightly colored flora and fauna {what IS fauna anyway?} with no other agenda other than to be a beacon of light, a GPS of sorts... the most beautiful sort(s) ..

But still, the lovely little cottages stand empty...........okay, they hang empty..like the hearts of "The Wonderful People"..
..forcing them to place plaster idols to aleviate their pain...

Ah, "Much Anticipated Guests", we are bereft with sadness at your lack of decorum..your ruthless disregard for the hospitality shown on your behalf.


It is our wish and desire that you reconsider your summer-cottage plans and include a wonderful, albeit brief, visit to the home of ..


With much kindness and anticipation, we wait breathlessly for your reply.

Signed,
Wherehaveallthebirdiesgone,longtimepassing

PS - would it freakin' kill ya to stop by?????

..ahem..pardon me..

-me

18 comments:

Jason said...

lol....so cute

debi @ life in my studio said...

It just doesn't always pay to be a good host, does it? hehehe
GREAT post!!

Gaston Studio said...

LOL, long time passing!!

Sweet Repose said...

Fauna is what yer waitin' on...maybe it's still too cold...I'd move in fer sure next to 'the wonderful people', lounge n lunch, right on...they have no clue!

Altered Glass said...

Your plea is heartfelt! I too would miss my feathered friends if they wrote me off. Sounds to me like you have all the lures in place. C'mon birdies, what are ya waitin' for.... Maybe it is like all the real estate woes have hit them too. ya know, cuttin' back, stayin' in one place. After all, it is a tough economy right now.

Heather said...

LOL. i hope they come back to visit soon!

Charmingdesigns said...

Maybe they need a "Free room and board" sign, maybe you have made it look like a 5 star place to live and they cant afford it. Advertise, Advertise, Craigslist...BIRDS WANTED, free bath and food and lodging, then they'll come, just watch.lol

June said...

If it is any consolation, we have no hummingbirds this year. Zero. Zip. Nada. But hang in there (or at least keep all the feeders and houses hanging) because eventually, you'll get visitors. Especially when fall comes nipping around again (not that you want to wait that long!).

WHITE O'MORN COTTAGE said...

After the thrilling events in this department last year??? How will we get through the summer? SORT IT OUT COLLEEN!

Laurie said...

With all the tempting treats, I'm ready to take advantage of it myself! A bird spa! How could they possibly resist!?

Laurie and Chris said...

Wow! YOu sure have rolled out the red carpet for your guest! They must be shy.

Betty said...

I can't believe someone isn't taking advantage of the wonderful accommodations you and Mr. B are providing...what's up with that??

Pearl said...

Oh my! Me and the other birds are on our way! Tweet, Tweet

diane said...

Maybe they need directions. Put up a sign outside saying "Free accommodation and food this way" with a big arrow. I'm sure you would get some guests then, maybe not pretty lttle feathered ones.

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