..Slump-Buster!
{Sister Kathleen of the Order of the SullivanSisters found this hat and said she thought of me..WTFlip?}
Now we have the technology (and the technicolor) to make these slump-busting-blogger hats available to the public!
But wait, for just the processing fee of $19.95, you can add these Funk-a-delik shades! They come with a complete instruction booklet on how to go from "Blue" to "Cool", from "Flobby to Funky" in one easy step! Okay..maybe a two-step for you..
Also included, the "vogue" CD track by Madonna, which will show you how to "vogue,vogue,vogue" in her words.
With the Slump-Buster hat, you can be a strong Irish-Viking warrior.. or a BigBaadButt on a Harley..
Possible Side Effects:
Some people experienced loud laughter, fits of hysteria, screams from babies and small children.
Must be used externally only.
May trigger unleashed aggression in some viewers.
Wearing the Slump-Buster hat in highly-humid climates, especially the shower, may cause "limp horn-dysfunction" otherwise known as "LHD"
If LHD lasts more than 4 hours, seek a drier climate and do not consult a physician ( he may refer you to a psychiatrist)
After all, you do want to be seen as horny- right??
Fishy-kisses to everyone!
-me ....and my alter-ego, Labhaoise {Irish for warrior maiden}-
Yeah..that's what I'm talkin' about!