Sunday, May 4, 2008

I don't see dead people...but I hear voices...


No..not of the dead people. That would be crazy.

I hear the voices............... inside my head...

...and I'm the one doing the talking..

I have several voices that I hear..

I wonder why I have so many????????

I have my puppy-voice...

"ah, hello liddle Braxie, how's Mama's boy? Lulu-Belle, give me kissey-kisses...go get your toy! Come on..get it & bring it to me.."

Then there's my "phone-voice"..

"Yes, hello, this is Mrs. B speaking, how can I help you?" (or when I'm tired, "how can you help me?")

There's always the Mom-voice...

"I TOLD you not to leave your car unlocked...and...no I do not feel sorry for you..."

Then there's the "Oops-I-need-more-money-Honey-voice"...

"Mr. Beeeeeee, Oh Mr. Beeeeee? Can we have a...moment Mr. Beeee????? Honeeeey....."

Then there's the "getting-caught-napping-voice"....

"ah, helllo........noIwan'tsleeping..whoisthis...ahem..yeahI'mawake...it's7amforgoodnesssakes..noIwasNOTsleeping!!"

Yes, we all have our little-voices, huh? What are your favorites??
-me, myself & i

9 comments:

Penny @ Lavender Hill Studio said...

LOL!! I love, love, love coming here to visit you! You are such a great comedic writer! If Dave Barry was a women, he would be taking lessons from you! You need to start a newspaper column or something! Seriously.

Hugs,
Penny

Muum said...

ah, my whiny voice.. I make little groans when I am tired or sore or... and am bending over or whatever. REally dumb, but it makes me feel better. I don't even think about it unless someone is around and asks if I am ok. DH just knows it is a habit of mine. I live in the Ogden area!

La Dolce Vita with LeAnn said...

You always make me laugh when I stop by for a visit. Thanks for having that cute little voice that brings joy to so many in blogland. I have this little "brat" voice inside me that always makes me go to the kitchen and says "find something to eat, girl"...dang it!

white o'morn cottage said...

I love my special doggie praise voice too. "ooozze-aguggle?" ="who's a good girl?"
oooozzzzehbezshoobooglywoogly? =
"Who's the best Chewy? 'nuff said...Pam

Lori @ Katies Rose Cottage said...

Oh my gosh !! I am cracking up !! Thank you for a great laugh to start my Monday !
xoxo,
Lori

Pen Pen said...

My main voice these days is the puppy voice. The other day I called Sweet Pea "Tweet, Tweet" and my son was like: "WHAT did you call her?" When he gets his own "child", he'll understand.

Bax said...

Soothing. That's my favorite voice....and it comes out to play soooo rarely lately! LOL! My "mom" voice is "on" almost all the time lately for some reason! : )
Thanks for a great chuckle this Monday morning!

Jan

the old schoolhouse said...

I just had a think and i like my telling a funny story voice,in my head my dublin accent is much stronger,then it is when i speak,de ye no wat i mean like????

Mary said...

My muddy dog voice. BABE..please lsy down on your bed...nooooooo don't walk on the carpet...jeez...go lay down on your bed till I get the towel and wipe you off....BABE...NOW...BED. Get back here NOW! BBBAAABBBEEEE!
We've had a lot of rain, can you tell?