So, last night while I was writing my blog I was watching, or at least sort of one-ear listening to the TV back wards in the mirror on my desk..
I heard something about the airlines, I think it was American Airlines, now charging for the FIRST bag checked....
Whoa?? Did I hear that right?? I know I am seeing the TV back wards, but am I hearing back wards too?
Nope. Asked April about it on the phone - she heard it too. It appears that the airline is going to start charging for one bag......
Do they think they are pulling something over on us? Or do they really think this will save money?? Is it the weight of the jet with all that extra baggage??
One thing American Airlines probably haven't thought about...the ingenuity of the American Woman...(or....April & I cooking this up in an attempt to "beat the system"..)
All we have to do is to layer....no bags needed. Going for a 7-day vacation? No problem!
Just wear 7 pair of panties, 7 bras or undershirts. 7 pair of jeans..7 shirts..
Probably don't need more that 3 hats...
...socks, then flip-flops, inside your high heals that are inside your fuzzy-rabbit slippers!
A ring on every finger...seven braclets...7 headbands...a couple of pairs of sunglasses (if you choose one smallish and one "Jackie-O" style, you'll be fine)
Coats? Winter-wear? Bathing suits? Not a problem...layer people!!!!
His flip-flops will fit nicely into his sneakers that will fit into the cowboy boots!
Boxers, shorts, Levis, and dress pants......check!
Tooth brush? Use it as a hair clip.....Floss? Loop several lengths together and attach to your earrings...need curlers? Wear them on the plane....
Oh, if you have a handy husband, he can drill small holes in your eyeshadow dispensers, powder compacts and mascara and string them on to the dental floss and wear that as a necklace!
Necklaces?? .....wear 7 - it'll look like a "fashion statement"....
We may all end up looking like the Michelin Tire man..
...we make actually take up 2 seats....we may actually make the airplane heavier, but, hey, we have..... NO CHECKED BAGGAGE!!
Take that, American Airlines!!