Friday, September 5, 2008

Here I go again...

...and I'm not talking about the water pill I take every morning - yeah. that one really makes me..go..

nope. I'm talking Weight Watchers. Again. Duh.

Like they should totally let me go this round for free- you know, like at the coffee shops where you get 10 punches and the next one is free? Yea. that would really make my week...argh..

Nothing like a few vacation photos to get your feet heading to Weight Watchers. Unfortunately, the bum and the belly have to be willing too.

So, yes, I officially signed-up ...again........


hey..I just noticed something...again..."a..gain" A GAIN!

Well, if that don't beat all..I have to go because of "A GAIN"..... so I have to go ..again.


You know who's doin' talking here dontcha?? Hunger. Yes, hunger. I know, I know....

"on WW one doesn't need to be hungry! la la la"

Shut up oh-skinny-leader. Stop smiling. Or maybe - the smile makes it hard to open your mouth big enough for that brownie...yeah..that's it.

They smile all the time and they can't shove food in!


Well, I could. I'd flatten that chocolate brownie so that it looked like a brown fruit roll-up and just slider'er in..smillin' the whole time...

My sister Kathy used to be a Weight Watchers leader. Now she's a Weight Watchers life-er. Got the maximum sentence. Life without parole...I mean guacamole..or chips...or nachos...or a dinner roll..or a jelly roll...an egg roll...Hmmmmmm....


STOP it! - I've eaten all my "points" until next Thursday... and I'm writing myself hungry...

So, "core" or "flex"?? Called her and asked. She likes "core....you can eat all you want.."

...well....uh..OK...actually... she said..."you can eat until you're .......full....
NOT all you want."

what...?

But I want to be full..and if I'm full, I don't want anymore..

Sooo?????

Decisions, decisions. I have to finish the week on flex - then maybe I'll try core..then maybe I'll COMBINE them...no. wait. you can't do that. (I asked)

It would be so cool - "CorFlex" or "Flexcor" Coreflex sound like a muscle group...and Flexcor sounds like a synchronized aerobics team..probably lives at Curves...goes to skinny rallies...and Republican conventions.....I'm just sayin'...

ey yie yei...how long until breakfast? a McDonald's Big breakfast is HOW many points??? You're kiddin' me, right???

Geesh..no wonder my biker-duds were a tad bit ....uh...tight..
Gotta lose weight..or start singing as a group..

So, off to bed. Maybe if I sleep, I won't think about food...I'll probably DREAM about food..but I won't have the chance to actually eat food....unless...

Lulu? Do you need to get Mommy up to let you out? Just past the kitchen? That I'd have to walk through?? To get to the back door? And then back through? Again????

g'night and sweet..I mean....."point appropriate" dreams..

-me

10 comments:

Charmingdesigns said...

Good luck...I'm thinking you might need it. lol. Keep us updated...we'll rally around you! Laurie

Charmingdesigns said...

Oh yes...I forgot..."Sweet Dreams" Laurie

Senior Bowler-Carolyn said...

If smiles made you skinny..you would only be 100 lbs and all the people read your blog would be skinny...I would be right there wisth you at 100 lbs....have not seen that since I was a Senior in High School....long, long, ,long time ago.. That was how many long? One for for good measure--looooony time ago. Back to the donut and sugar free coffee (nakes up for the donut)

Miss Lila in Atlanta said...

Top O' the Mornin'
I too, am an Irish-American Grandmother.
I found your blog through, oh I don't know, let's see, (been lost in blog heaven for a couple hours now) I think Irish Cottage.
You are funny sister! "I'll be back"
MIss Lila in Atlanta, GA

Laurie and Chris said...

I just got some WW books from a girl from work I have been reading up on it but we are going to be out of town for two weeks soon so i thought I would start after we get back. So you will have a head start on me. Good luck!!!

~d said...

i'd read your blog tight biker clothes or loose.:)

GOod luck. It's worth it in the end... although.. I never quite found the 'END' myself. L OL

Core is great. Get used to veggies though.
And flat out wraps. YUM.. good stuff.

YOu got this Utah! If you're goinna do it.. go all out . :)
d

Irish Cottage Dreams said...

Ha! Ha! your killing me here! I
almost choked on my muffin...oh
I mean carrot stick.

You are beautiful sista!
Kimme

Rosie's Whimsy said...

I know this isn't helping you .... but I think you look beautiful sitting there in your tree! Best Wishes in your endeavor :-)

Sweet Repose said...

Totally with ya there Sista'...lemme tell ya, know matter how much it looks like cake or brownie batter...no matter how much it smells like girl scout thin mints cookies or cinnamon rolls...it still tastes like wax. So the wonderful world of candle making is a real strain for us dessert lovers...just apply it directly to the butte and hips please...good luck...LOL...been there!

Thanks for the B-day note...had a great day and pizza with my Dad and Bro (they delivered on their Harleys)...and then I painted maybe 6 pieces of furniture...ok, I'm on time schedule here...

thanks friend...s

Betty said...

Ooh, ooh...good luck with this! Personally, I like the 'drinking girl's diet'....you can drink all the alcohol you want...and just eat aspirin! There's also the diet where you eat everything you like...you just don't swallow any of it! Okay, so I'm not into dieting...no willpower. Hope yours goes well. Love ya.