I know, I know.."what is she talking about now?"
Well. ..at work we girls talk make-up.. and boys.. and make-up..and clothes ...and make-up ...and shoes..
No wait, that was like.. 10th grade... ...................or last Friday..
Anyway, we all have used or use Bare Minerals...but I stopped because it didn't cover my ruddy-Irish complexion..
Well, Miss Lindsay (we call her Miss Lindsay..or Linds..actually, we call her whatever and she politely answers..) was telling us about this new pre-make-up thingy that would help the Bare Minerals cover better if I used it first...
SPACKLE - Primer..
Yeah..like in what you put on your walls to hold the paint?
Speaking of which...have you seen the new make-up with the paint roller-thingy?? Yeah..who names this stuff anyway..
What's next? Caulk for your wrinkles?? Do I need to get an estimate from a contractor for my make-up purchases ??
And do I need permits? I am, after all, a historical district all my own..
I can see it now...a new magazine...."This Old Lady"....or....
"Extreme Colleen MakeOver"
Oh,oh, and let's take a bunch of 4 inch screws and put them in a handle and call it a Hair Styling Tool!!??
Just get my cover-alls and let me get to work...anybody got a drill press? I think I need my ears pierced....