Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Cinderella was right....


..the perfect pair of shoes CAN change your life..


..or at least..they may change my Zumba-ing..my feet do not appear to be attached to my brain.

In my brain, I am following the instructor, I really am..then I look down at my feet...

{Que shower scene music from Hitchcock's"Psycho"..}


It's not ME...it's my shoes!

Yeah..that's it..that's why my feet are always in my way..pigeon-toed..bowl-legged..two left feet..stance




Dorky..gym-shoes..

Dorky-BROWN-gym-shoes..

Anyone know where I can find some cute, already-trained, dance-able, Zumba-ble, possibly PINK shoes that will take my feet and throw them around the floor and teach them to work independently from one another?

No? Bummer...

Well, maybe next week I'll find some Zumba pants that will shake my middle and my bum in TWO DIRECTIONS at the SAME TIME!!
Then again...maybe not.

-me

PS..about Cinderella's Ugly Step-sisters...

13 comments:

Pearl said...

As one that has bad feet also I sympothize with you. I just got done with my foot doctor again and he is the only one that has brought me comfort, as in shoes. He highly recommended "Sketchers" with a taller heel because I have high arches. With steroid treatments and excercises for me feets I am well on to recovery. Never did I ever think this possible. If your a "Flat Foot" they have Sketchers for that too. My feet burn and ache by the end of the day so he told me to ice them every night. Which works when I remember to do it. Now about that memory...huh? what memory?

Laurie said...

OK zumba's a dance! Can relate to the 2 left feet, I have trouble walking let alone dancing!

jorth said...

Heheheh! You make me laugh!

水憲妤慧 said...

Many a true word is spoken in jest...................................................

Karen said...

I'm proud of you that you've kept up with the Zumba. It doesnt' matter if you do it right...as long as you're moving!

diane said...

Keep going, don't worry about your feet, they'll follow you where ever. He he he thanks for my daily laugh. Those Zumba pants look OK

Breezy said...

I know how you feel-- in my mind I am very graceful, however my feet have a mind of their own!
You always make me smile

just call me jo said...

Some were born graceful and coordinated, and some weren't. I am the latter. Profoundisms.

Vee said...

Well I admire your grit and determination. Yes, I do. I would've quit before I began so well done, my friend!

That last little graphic is wonderful. I love it! You can not imagine what it's done for me this morning.

Life is good! said...

that's me! i'm not fat, i'm just drawn that way. buy the way do you have an eraser?

Sue said...

Two left feet? Count me in - along with ten left toes. (at least my feet and toes go in the same direction)

I really like the idea of those zumba pants...if you ever manage to find any, please let me know. They could be used for a myriad of things! LOL

Hugs,

Sue

Vicki said...

Well Colleen. I think you need the lacy black heels AND the Zumba pants..hehe.
I think you're just so cool doing whatever dance it is you're doing (o:

Just Breathe said...

The pants look really cute! I recommend some Born shoes!