He lived in Arizona and was visiting Arivaca when these 2 Ornery Hombres found him..
Well, after a brief time, 'Ol Lefty (he was known previously as Ambi Dextrous..) found himself missing a few parts...all from the right side. (hence the name.... get it??)
Right leg..gone.
Right arm..gone.
Right eye..well you get the drift.
Gnose is a little gnawed..
The 'Sisters of the Order of the Lace Curtain Irish-Cowgirls' , Sister Kathleen Mary, Sister Geraldine Margaret {without the explicit consent of Sister Colleen-Marie-Theresa} thought his life was of no more use and wanted to throw him away.
The Ornery Hombres felt bad..for about a second..then went running off after something flittering around in the dust in the corral..
Actually, he now lives with me. I can relate. My left side is causing problems..
Left side Hooter gone {well, right side too} cancer..
Left eyebrow weird..
Left foot second toe gone wayward..
Left wrist ganglion cyst removed after numbing left fingers..
Left eye deemed "lazy"
Hmmm.. does that make me "Righty" ? Maybe. Will this convince Mr. B I am ..RIGHT .. all. the. time. ?
Eh, probably not.
Whatever you have 'left' of this month-ending-week-end, make it 'right on-the-spot fun..
-me aka Sister Colleen-Marie-Theresa
9 comments:
You are RIGHT on the rightside. I hope you don't get thrown out for the hombres to chew. So you are the rescuer of damaged bear, do you have a hospital for him. It might cheer him up if you introduce him to Birthday Bear, who went fishing today.
Oh poor lefty. :)
My email address is:
decortoadore@hotmail.com
I hate to hear that anything lefty causes problems.....this "Lefty" is always proud of being lefty.
Lefty or Righty, Mr B knows who's who's in charge...
How about parts donations? You know, like organ donations...stitch him up all new again!
What I have 'left' this month is trying to catch up on blogs!!! And see if another giveaway next month will work better.....no buyers yet, but that's ok (O:
stay warm!
You are alRIGHT by me! You realize you're making me go back a couple posts now to look at your eyebrows, right? :)
I'm betting they are BOTH beautiful!
:)♥
Just as I suspected....your eyebrows are gorgeous!!
Man, I know I've told you this before, but you have very, VERY pretty eyes!
Looook into my eyes......oh, looooook into my uvula! (Love that DQ commercial!)
I better go eat supper. Starving-stupid-silly mode has kicked in.
Later :)
Lefty and Righty......these little
(and ahem, not so little) imperfections give one personality and strength of character. AND, obviously in "Righty's" case an awesome sense of humour!
♥
Sue
Well I think that you're pretty right on most of the time. You have a way of putting the best spin on everything. Hope that you're enjoying this wonderful Sunday!
This is pure POETERY Colleen. Yes, you ARE always right!
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