Thursday, January 31, 2008

The Latest "Blockbuster" from the studios of Main Street Memories.. ...........

CAKE2
The script...........

Staring..............

Finneous...the lop-sided cake.............and how he overcame a lifetime of crippling "lop-sidedness" to become one of America's (OK, our house's) most beloved characters...uh...cakes.

Fin started out as just a little sparkle in Mr. B's eyes. Sitting on the shelf at the local supermarket...


That is, until Mr. B took pitty on the lonely Cherry-Chip Fin and brought him to the safety and warmth of our hall pantry, where Fin lived a happy life among the other cake mixes.

But something, someone, was missing......a purpose..a life beyond the shelf...beyond "shelf-life"..


That's when the lovely Mrs. B needed him desperately for the 2nd part of the cake classes she started in the summer.


Thus the epic saga begins...................




CAKE, Part Deux


Watch mesmorized as Fin meets the lovely & sweet Oh La La..Cho-co-late Frosting...falls in love....and they became one....





The pairing could only be called "Heaven Sent" ( or brought to you by Duncan Hines...)

The rich, decadent Oh LaLa Cho-co-late and Fin, the lonely Cherry Chip cake......

Suddenly, the transformation is more than just a dream, more than a long-term goal looming in the future.....


Watch Fin as he realizes he is standing a little taller...a little straighter. Swelled with pride (or was that the chocolate frosting??) he knew he wanted more....to be more...to be stronger..sweeter and fuller than he had ever been before.




"We have the technology. We have the power. We CAN do this, Fin! Trust me....I'm taking you to where no cake has gone before...(except the ones in Cake Part One)..."


To............... CAKE CLASS!
And so the "transformation" begins.........



The first all important step is to form a strong foundation in life.....or on the cake plate........



Then with a little love and a lot of work, Rosette has joined this ensamble of great players.....




Although appearances suggest a litte jauntice, Rosette blames this malady on "bad lighting" as any Hollywood starlet would do....

Thus ends the story of Finn and Oh LaLa Cho-co-late and thie little friend, Rosette. All living happily in their mansion of glass....

...A real Menage a trios????

You be the judge........

CAKE 2...THE REST OF THE STORY...........
...now showing in kitchens near you. Check box office for times and prices. Seating based on availablity. Studio (or kitchen) accepts no responsibility for weight gain, sweet tooth re-occurance or upset tummies..........

So go out there and have your cake & eat it too! Otherwise, what's the point?
-me

5 comments:

madrekarin said...

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. you can make a cake for me anytime!! Yummy.

PS- I have tagged you. Please check my blog if you'd like to play. :)

Pen Pen said...

Your cake is so pretty! I've always wanted to learn to decorate cakes... you are so very talented. I'll bet Mr. B is a happy man tonight!

Penny @ Lavender Hill Studio said...

Oh Wow!! It looks gorgeously scrumptious! Can I come over to have cake with you?
Penny

The Tattered Nest said...

I have a chalkboard in my kitchen and I wrote Eat Cake! on it...hubby didn't get it. Men. Your cake looked beautious!

Heather said...

Colleen with your sense of humor and amazing wit I am amazed you havent landed of comedy stages all over the world! I am making another cake for work only this time it is a birthday cake and I am going to do rosettes! I will make sure to take photos! I can hardly wait to be co-workers again less than a week now! Yay! Love me