So, didja watch 'em??

The Academy Awards?

Yeah, we did too.

Didja have a party?

Na, we didn't either.

Any surprises?

Yeah, Sandra Bullock - love her and loved the movie, but my vote would have been for Meryl Streep..

Guess I'm just a... Meryl Streep-ple People..

Thought it was great James Cameron's ex-wife did so well..and not just in the divorce..heehee..

Bet he thought he was a 'shoe-in'..heehee..

He wasn't...heehee..

So, in I thought I'd bring you my own version of the Academy Awards....

Best Supporting Role in a Comedy...

Tigger in... The Odd Couple..

Best Make Up..

Dotty..the Freckled-face Fish in.. The Deep

Best Stunt Double..

Neville..playing Norvillle..in The River Wild..

Best Set Design..

Maximilian's Mansion..Beverly Hills Yorkie

Best On-Screen Kiss..

..Phillip and Olivia in Love Story..

Best Costume Design..

Penelope in Jimmy Choo's Moo's - The Documentary of a Shoe Empire

Best Foreign Film Director..

Henri Poulet..for Le journal d'une Poule française Folle

{Sub-titled: Diary of a Mad French Hen}

Best Punk-Hair Design..

The Lebowski Brothers..in The Big Teesny Lebowski(s)

finally, because we're running long on time..

Last but Not Least..

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Best Movie.....

The Three Faces of Eve

Well, there you have it..the Red Carpet..{albeit a little stained..} is over for another year..

See you next year for..... The Animal Academy Awards ..

-me

Disclaimer: All votes (mine) are tabulated by the accounting firm of Schlotsky, Schlotshy, and O'Brian

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