Staring..............
Finneous...the lop-sided cake.............and how he overcame a lifetime of crippling "lop-sidedness" to become one of America's (OK, our house's) most beloved characters...uh...cakes.
Fin started out as just a little sparkle in Mr. B's eyes. Sitting on the shelf at the local supermarket...That is, until Mr. B took pitty on the lonely Cherry-Chip Fin and brought him to the safety and warmth of our hall pantry, where Fin lived a happy life among the other cake mixes.
But something, someone, was missing......a purpose..a life beyond the shelf...beyond "shelf-life"..
That's when the lovely Mrs. B needed him desperately for the 2nd part of the cake classes she started in the summer.
Watch mesmorized as Fin meets the lovely & sweet Oh La La..Cho-co-late Frosting...falls in love....and they became one....
The pairing could only be called "Heaven Sent" ( or brought to you by Duncan Hines...)
The rich, decadent Oh LaLa Cho-co-late and Fin, the lonely Cherry Chip cake......
Suddenly, the transformation is more than just a dream, more than a long-term goal looming in the future.....
Watch Fin as he realizes he is standing a little taller...a little straighter. Swelled with pride (or was that the chocolate frosting??) he knew he wanted more....to be more...to be stronger..sweeter and fuller than he had ever been before.
"We have the technology. We have the power. We CAN do this, Fin! Trust me....I'm taking you to where no cake has gone before...(except the ones in Cake Part One)..."
The first all important step is to form a strong foundation in life.....or on the cake plate........
Then with a little love and a lot of work, Rosette has joined this ensamble of great players.....
Although appearances suggest a litte jauntice, Rosette blames this malady on "bad lighting" as any Hollywood starlet would do....
Thus ends the story of Finn and Oh LaLa Cho-co-late and thie little friend, Rosette. All living happily in their mansion of glass....
You be the judge........
So go out there and have your cake & eat it too! Otherwise, what's the point?
-me