..as Shakespeare would say.
Yes, I'm taking about me.
No, I'm not Shakespeare.
But I think this may sound like I "doth protest too much" when I try to say what I mean but I think you think I mean something else....but I don't...really...
Here' the thing ...I don't
feel old(er)..but I
know I am...
How do I know? Well, everyone on the news that says their age, and is younger than me by a few years, looks....old(er) to me..
I mean, I know I'm not this old..................

And I'm not ready for the Bingo Hall................

But sometimes I look at where I've been, where I've come from, and I think.....
Oh, crap...I
AM old (er)..
OK, today. I was just getting out of the shower and drying my oh-so-cute-and-I-love-it short hair when I put some
product (that's the new version of "goop") in it to make it sort of stick-up..(Mr. B has started calling me "Spike") and I have these little longer wisps on the sides ..
She left them a tad bit longer because I wear glasses and if I plaster them down, they don't stick out like a clown's...anyway.. I got to thinking as I sort of twisted them down.....and curled them just so......
Hey! Spit curls! ....I'll bet many of you don't know or have never heard that term before.
How about a D.A. ...............no, not like on
Law & Order..but referring to hair..
And cream rinse?? Oh yeah, now it's
conditioner...dry shampoo?? Remember?? Prell?? Breck??
Curlers? First the skinny metal things with the holes, then the rubber ones that came in pink or brown..then pink sponge curlers...curlers...not "rollers"..CURLERS. Portable hair-dryers? With the hood and the weird stretchy-hose-thingy...
Bobby pins? French twist? Page boy? Flip? Ratting one's hair?? clippies? Barrettes?
...a rat-tail comb for Heaven's sake?????
Crap. Seriously. I am old(er)...here's where the "doth protest too much" comes in...I really am OK with my age. Seriously.
Every gray hair I've earned. I've seen a lot of things..a lot. I lived a lot of places..done a lot of things...loved only one man..and I am so blessed.....
..but every once in a while......I look in the mirror and say..............
Damn....
-me