Anyway, another day..another stall..another thought.
We have a new toilet in the 3rd stall by the wall..and it really flushes! Like..SWOOOOSH..
{not our actual stalls}
Which as is really good thing 'cos for a while we had to do the whole "hold-the-handle-down-jiggle-the-flusher" thingy..
{not the actual 3rd stall seat..}
And some people get anxious waiting..waiting..so the leave...
..and when one "drops the kids off at the pool" so-to-speak..one should really stay long enough to say good-bye..or at least to see that they've gone...gone..g.o.n.e. Geesh..
{not our actual employees}
Anyway..I'm off track. So I'm enjoying the new potty, not only for it's tremendous swooshing-power, but because it's a little higher ..and I can swing my feet. Doesn't take much I guess, huh?
{not me..but totally cute, right??}
So, while sitting and swinging..I look up at the only window in the room, in stall 3.. at the end of the wall..
And I think..."If I need to escape, I can probably fit through the window..maybe. It is a little high..and looks to be.. thick..
"So what do they use to break the window to escape the murderer" I asks me-self..
Looking around all I see is the toilet brush..to thin..then the icky-plunger-thingy..not strong enough.
Hmmmm..I think I may have to use the tank top..not like a tank top from the 80's, silly. The top of the tank thingy..strong..cold..ceramic???
OK..I may have to think this one out a bit further.
In the meantime, I must work on being "bathroom-window-escape" size..
Wish me luck.
XXOO
me
PS..this has nothing to do with this blog, but I kinda like it..wonder .."is it available on Kindle??"
10 comments:
Only you can come up with funny bathroom humor Colleen, good lord they have a book for everything! Hugs, Pearl
Sometimes.....inside-the-head thoughts should stay inside the head! LOL!!!
You are so funny.... I hope you enjoy the new stall by the window and just swing your feet away! If Colleen is missing, check the bathroom, stall #3.
LOL :)
You are too funny!!
You made me snort my pop on the computer screen!
I see an ongoing theme developing here. You totally make my day!
Hey I haven't seen you in blogland for a while . Great to see yu and your funny posts back. Keep them coming. I can't believe you did a post about toilets, oops sorry bathrooms, that's a hoot.
Hello Colleen, just dropping by to see if all things are doing well in your neck of the woods. Missing your silly, creative posts and hoping you are doing well. -M
who doesn't love a comfortable toilet and decent reading material!
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