Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Twesday Toy-let Tawk..

I've got to post in between my thoughts while in the Lady's room..

Anyway, another day..another stall..another thought.

We have a new toilet in the 3rd stall by the wall..and it really flushes! Like..SWOOOOSH..

 
{not our actual stalls}

Which as is really good thing 'cos for a while we had to do the whole "hold-the-handle-down-jiggle-the-flusher" thingy..

{not the actual 3rd stall seat..}

And some people get anxious waiting..waiting..so the leave...

..and when one "drops the kids off at the pool" so-to-speak..one should really stay long enough to say good-bye..or at least to see that they've gone...gone..g.o.n.e. Geesh..

 

{not our actual employees}
 

Anyway..I'm off track.  So I'm enjoying the new potty, not only for it's tremendous swooshing-power, but because it's a little higher ..and I can swing my feet.  Doesn't take much I guess, huh?


{not me..but totally cute, right??}

So, while sitting and swinging..I look up at the only window in the room, in stall 3.. at the end of the wall..

And I think..."If  I need to escape, I can probably fit through the window..maybe.  It is a little high..and looks to be.. thick..

"So what do they use to break the window to escape the murderer" I asks me-self..

Looking around all I see is the toilet brush..to thin..then the icky-plunger-thingy..not strong enough.

Hmmmm..I think I may have to use the tank top..not like a tank top  from the 80's, silly.  The top of the  tank thingy..strong..cold..ceramic???

OK..I may have to think this one out a bit further.

In the meantime, I must work on being "bathroom-window-escape" size..

Wish me luck.

XXOO
me



PS..this has nothing to do with this blog, but I  kinda like it..wonder .."is it available on Kindle??"

8 comments:

Pearl said...

Only you can come up with funny bathroom humor Colleen, good lord they have a book for everything! Hugs, Pearl

Karen said...

Sometimes.....inside-the-head thoughts should stay inside the head! LOL!!!

Pen Pen said...

You are so funny.... I hope you enjoy the new stall by the window and just swing your feet away! If Colleen is missing, check the bathroom, stall #3.

Debbs said...

LOL :)

Muffy's Marks said...

You are too funny!!

Garden of Egan said...

You made me snort my pop on the computer screen!

Joyce said...

I see an ongoing theme developing here. You totally make my day!

diane b said...

Hey I haven't seen you in blogland for a while . Great to see yu and your funny posts back. Keep them coming. I can't believe you did a post about toilets, oops sorry bathrooms, that's a hoot.