Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Bathroom thoughts..by Me

So, that title is probably misleading..but not really.  As I ..um..think in the "library", I have some very random thoughts... {surprise, surprise right?}



So, you know how in the movies where the bad guys are looking for people in the bathrooms, they look  for feet on the floor, so the good guy stands on the toilet rim and hides? Successfully?



Yeah, well probably not so much for me.  If ever I had to hide in the bathroom, if I stood on the rim, I'd have to hunch over..and I'm not all that tall.

Then..I am as wide as the door {insert sad sad face here} so I'd not only have to stoop, but turn sideways so they couldn't see me in the spaces on the either side of the door..

And I am also clumsy..so I imagine that may be a bit noisy if I was to do "bathroom acrobatics" ..



Well..I guess the bad guys would win and I'd be a goner....When they stopped laughing..



-me

9 comments:

wendy said...

Still laughing!! I get the clumsy part, I would slip or something and fall into the toilet,or back on the floor!! Love the pictures

Pearl said...

Good one! The two guys look like a Jersey reality show :)

Karen said...

yea, my first thought was "my feet would definitely get wet!"

Muffy's Marks said...

Oh you are too funny. I'd be right there next to you sista'

Debbs said...

Talking of toilet acrobatics have you ever been in a cubicle where the lock doesn't work and you have to balance with one foot on the door and it just happens to be the day you're wearing trousers? Nightmare!

Laurie said...

I can honestly say I've never thought of that before Colleen, and I'd be right there in the same predicament with you! Love the way your mind works!

Garden of Egan said...

Oh my, I needed this laugh!
You are awesome.

RoeH said...

Hey - when did you start blogging again? I didn't even know it. I think I've changed blogs since we met last. Good to see you again!

Nataly said...

super