Tuesday, November 16, 2010

A very serious "How To"...

..now, pay attention...

How to use mouthwash...

 Put mouthwash in mouth..


Swish around while looking sooo very bored..


look around...remembering you are not only not in your bathroom..and not in your kitchen..

.. you are in the break room at work..and have no place to...ah...rid your mouth of  the mouthwash...spit..

OK, OK..this is a staged photo showing how to collect the sample for the DNA test.

After having that in my mouth for the time it took to take several  shots, I have a renewed respect for patient photographers.

And dribble bibs.


-me

15 comments:

Sherry Goodloe said...

You always crack me up! I love it here *smiles*

Lori R. said...

I must say you look alot more dainty than I would look and I MUST ALSO SAY, YOU LOOK GREAT!!! you sure have lost alot of weight, it has changed your whole look (afterall, we have been bloggy friends since April 2009) Thanks for that PSA for mouthwash...errr... sample collection!!!

Pearl said...

Funny but cool way to show how to get sample, and I agree with Lori R you look fantastic and you also look much younger now, look out Mr. B!

RoeH said...

Yeah...I did that. I never knew 45 seconds to be so long. :)

ain't for city gals said...

We learn something new everyday!(thank goodness)...you look fantastic...tell us about where you are on your weight "journey"..I need some motivation..sigh...

Karen said...

You have to do DNA samples at work?

just call me jo said...

You look so cute--the hair, the makeup--great spitting instruction.

Jenny Cross said...

you are just plain hilarious!

xoxox
JennyMay

Sue said...

LOL....too funny

Art by Darla Kay said...

hahahaha!! You crack me up! Thank you!

North of 25A said...

Funny. And you look good the in the photos! You have beautiful eyes.
Best,
Colleen

Debby@Just Breathe said...

Your so funny. I think you did a great job, perfect example.

Jillian said...

I didn't know you did that! You look fabulous! Good thing I wasn't there... or I think I would have made you laugh ;)

Auntie sezzzzzz... said...

I love, love, love your hair!

Please do a picture tutorial on how you "do it," daily. [Mmmm,not a daily tutorial. How you fix your hair, on a daily basis.]

But you knew that, didn't you? ,-)

Auntie sezzzzzz... said...

Oh and the eyes toooooo! I love how you always make them up! Wearing glasses and all.

See... I can't put mascara on, with glasses on. And I can't see anything, with glasses off. -pout-

-sigh-

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