
...I love saying that!....and seeing how I was born in Chicago, though we left when I was just a little kid..I do remember hearing what I now think of as an "accent" - you know ,"da Bears" and "da boys" and one of the funniest I've heard in a while - garachkey .....garage key! Oh, and there's fronchrum...as in "don't chu leave dose wet boots in the fronchrum! "(front room!)
Anyway....for those who don't know, I am the proud survivor of breast cancer. Yeah me! 11 years and I still am buying green bananas!
But, in the course of it all, I lost "da girls"....
Yep, both. "Second base" is gone. Someone stole second base...Hmmmm...
So, we went shopping for some new girls..weird experience...you get to feel those little jelly-bags and try to decide it you want an instant "boob job" by choosing ones that ate larger, or a reduction by picking ones smaller...oh , too many choices!
So I get 2..... thought 3 would be a little odd.....and one would look like my chest was 'winking' ...though that would have been fun to see the reactions from people on the street..
Because I hadn't worn a bra since the operations, the bra-thing felt weird to start with. Then try adding what amounts to two water balloons and just try to look and act normal...bwahahaha!
So I opted NOT to adopt the 2 new girls in town. Figured that going bra-less should be a perk not a downer. Enjoy the freedom and all!
......BRA- Battle Ready Armor....
And I am.....enjoying the freedom....
Because I am a , uh. not-petite-person, when my girls were still with me, they were big girls....
LARGE gals.
Do you remember when going bra-less was the "thing"? They said you could do a little test to see if your girls could go unencumbered by the "pencil" test - if you could place a pencil beneath one and it stayed put, you should probably NOT go bra-less.
...I could have held a
Volkswagen under mine......strong ...big girls....
So I opted to just have people think I must have really bad posture 'cause no one could be
that flat...Oh, and the tummy I really never saw because the girls were in the way??
O-MY-Gosh! First time
I was in the shower after all had been said and done..I was washing, enjoying the water when I looked down and saw "it"...(insert "
Psyco" shower scene music here..)
Guess it had been hiding in the shade of the girls..but now, well my first thought was that there was something wrong with my eyes...
Hmmm..not so much...oh well, "Hello Tummy!"
So, now I wear a
sleeveless T-shirt. Get them in the men's department - cheaper that way- in the Women's department they call them "teddies" or "
camies" or something to justify them charging more...
In the men's department, you can get 6 of these lovelies in a plastic bag for half the price...Course I have to fight to get them, what with all the mechanics, lawn boys, and badly-shaped-neighbors-who- cut- the-grass-in-the-summer-oh-my-poor-eyes-get-a-whole-shirt-on tries to beat me to them...
First time I put one on, and I still have to tuck them into my granny-panties, Randy said that was the
biggest "
onesy" he'd ever seen...hahahahahaha.......ahhh..........gotta love 'em....
Anyway, today's thought is take care of your girls. No one knows them like you do. Listen to the Doc's but really push it of you think there's something going on- I know I had to- and I am still here to buy those not-so-ripe
bananas and I'll be here when they fully ripen....
Have a great Saturday...
-me