Thursday, July 15, 2010

So, I got to wonderin'....

..where does all the "chub" go when one squeezes into those new body-shapers..?


I mean, I know they can be useful....if you need to lay down in the dressing rooms to zip up the trousers you're trying on...you may need one of those.


But I can remember when I wore tight jeans, and finally did get up off the floor, I had this ...uh..roll...


...muffin top? Mmm...more like bunt cake.


And those new ones are sort of all-body-from-under-the-"girls"-to-the-bottoms-of-your-hips...where does the overflow.....go??


If we could corral all that and herd it up to the where the girls are lacking...{or, in my case, missing all together..}

Well, then you'd have something..

But I keep thinking ..can you imagine..if it went to your ankles???

I hate fat ankles...
..and trumpets..

Oh well..have a great Friday..I get to pick Emily up for a week's visit..Yay!


-me

PS..I think I've found the newest marketing trend!!  I'll be rich!  I'll be famous!!


I'll be............ prune-like..ICK..(can you imagine..the..uh.his...um...Mr. Happy???..Poor guy..)

15 comments:

Mandy said...

lol...so funny...i think your internal organs get squished....xxx

Melinda Cornish said...

I tried one on last summer and Don was roaring outside the dressing room listening to me trying to get into it...my problem is love handles....last year they just appeared....The darn wondersuit or whatever the heck its called did work but it was that or breathe....I chose to breathe...oh vanity.
love the sauna pants....those poor people....

Aunt Amelia's Attic said...

"Wonder Sauna Hot Pants"! Pure EVIL!

Imagine "Mr. Hot's" thingie?!?

Imagine all the lovely yeast infections which could grow in "Mrs. Hot's" vagina?!?

I think I'm gonna' go be sick now............................ ,-)

Laurie said...

Tears from laughter! What a great way to start the day! Thanks Colleen!!!!

wendy said...

OH I'm still trying to catch my breath from laughing so much!! I always wondered the same thing?

diane said...

It would be shrivelled more than usual. Have fun with pretty Emily. Whats with the trumpet? I used to have 3 trumpet players in the house. Thanks for the laugh.

Charmingdesigns said...

If you get all hot and sweaty, how on earth would you get them off????

Emmy said...

Haha; yeah, Mrs. B...I was actually wondering the same thing! Where DOES it go??

(On a slightly separate note, one of my highschool friends honestly says that wearing a victorian corset is the way to go. o.O And she's so skinny already! It made me want to cry :P)

芸茂芸茂 said...

人生有如洶湧的波濤,如果沒有岩石的阻擋,怎能激起美麗的浪花?............................................................

Tolentreasures said...

What a great post! So Funny!

Cathy

Pearl said...

Oh my you do keep me in stitches! I love your brain. Hope you and Emily have a great week.

Vee said...

Laughed so hard by the time that I got to the giraffe that I just sat here in convulsions. How long does it take you to find all this stuff? Have great fun with your grandgirlie. I bet she's so excited to be coming for a visit!

Sam said...

LOL. I'd rather go on a crash diet, hit the gym every day, starve myself, and have fat removal surgery then wear one of those. I'll stay pudgy,thanks. Great blog, I came over because Laurie told me to and I'm glad I did. too funny! Keri

Just Breathe said...

I have a whole Costco twelve pack of muffins above the belt!

Laura said...

That is hilarious! I love it! I came across a sign at a craft show the other day. The words "skinny dipping" were crossed out and replaced with "chunky dunking" HA HA HA HA HA!
I am glad to have found your blog through Debby!
Hugs-
Laura
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