Wednesday, September 15, 2010

I think I know what I wanna be when I grow up...

Yep..I wanna be Google..

All knowing..able to give great answers in a split second..{as long as you don't have dial-up}..

Can "find" anything..seriously..aNyThinG..

I typed in totally random stuff like...

"dogs wearing boots"...
OK..maybe that was too easy..how about..

"cats wearing hats"..


OK, guess I could have types in "cats with crappy attitude..." huh..?

I know this will stump the all knowing Google..

"cows...................wait for it................wait for it......dancing....!!


Oh come on..really???

Shut up!

Well..how about "mice on ice"?? huh? How about THAT one,  Our-Lady-of-Google-dom?

I give up...I can't find things I had on my desk 5 minutes ago..and I've not left my chair...

Yeah..I wanna be Google when I grow up....

-me

PS..I "Googled" grow up...

Oh, yeah, sure, so Google has a sense of humor now too, eh??

awesome..

14 comments:

peggy aplSEEDS said...

LOL! thanks for the laugh!

RH (aka Lucy) said...

Isn't that the truth? You can find ANYTHING on Google.

Vee said...

:D Love it!

ain't for city gals said...

Oh my,,I better not get started on this Google thing...not enough time in the day as it is...cute post!

Little Treasures said...

OH MY! This is totally hilarious!
This post has just made my day!!

Artistic Accents by Darla said...

I can totally waste HOURS googling images! Isn't it fun?
Great post Colleen!

Life is good! said...

i do believe that you would be used and abused constantly. folks would be picking at your brain 24-7 you would NEVER get to rest cause if i turned you off one million others would be turning you on and using you and abusing you. so don't you think you might want to be something else when you grow up- like a bus driver or something?

just call me jo said...

It's scary...You are funny. I used to want to be Jane Pauley. That was pretty close to Google in the 80s. ;o)

Debby@Just Breathe said...

That joke is great. Fun post. Google is awesome. Sometimes I get a comment on a post like "I wonder if Amazing Race is on this year" and I will google and answer their question. I google all the time. I can't imagine what I did before google!

Ming said...

I remember when I was back in school (as an adult getting my Undergraduate degree before any of my kids did) and Google was just being talked about. Each week we had to present a topic that was relevant to class. I did a presentation on Google as no one had heard of it and it was just going to be released. All I can recall about that presentation is the fact that the more 'findings' that came back the longer the word would be so you'd get anything from 'Google' to 'Goooooooooooooogle'. Boy did I have fun with saying the latter! Everyone laughed and life as we all know it in cyberspace changed forever with Google's intro.
Love it!

Bleubeard and Elizabeth said...

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Pearl said...

Too funny Colleen! I do the same thing when I'm bored to tears with the internet.

Lola Skw said...

ROFLOL! Thank you Colleen, you just made my day! (I still cannot get over "put yourself in mortal peril..." LOL!) Hugs, Lola

diane said...

You had me giggling as usual. No no no you don't want to come back as a "know it all".
Did you know our eldest daughter designed the interior of Google head quarters in London, Dublin and new York.(brag, brag, again)